Oh Balotelli, he's a striker…
He's good at darts
He's allergic to grass but when he plays / He's fucking class
Drives round Moss Side / with a wallet full of cash
Can't put on his vest / But when he does he is the best
Goes into schools / Tells teachers all the rules
Sets fire to his gaff / With rockets from his bath
Doesn't give a f**k / Cos he did it for a laugh
Runs back to his house / For a suitcase full of cash
Oh Balotelli