Ipsum Lorem? Meglio una versione alternativa, anzi 6!

Io li uso in continuazione, servono come segnaposto per il testo di brochures, siti web, locandine, depliant e chi piu’ ne ha piu’ ne metta!

Dagli albori del classicismo siamo passati a modelli di generatori molto piu’ attuali e tematici, divertenti e decisamente insoliti. Ecco quindi alcuni dei migliori Lorem Generator in circolazione.

Gangsta lorem ipsum

Da kottke.org ecco un generatore per tutti gli amanti del genere ecco la versione Snoop Double Dizzle a meta’ tra il culturalmente idiota e il divertente:

Lorizzle ipsizzle dolizzle sit amizzle, consectetuer adipiscing yo mamma. Nullam sapien velizzle, its fo rizzle volutpizzle, suscipit for sure, brizzle vizzle, its fo rizzle. Pellentesque we gonna chung tortizzle. Sed eros. Stuff fizzle dolor dapibus turpizzle tempizzle shizznit. pellentesque nibh et turpizzle. Vestibulum izzle tortor. Gangsta mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa rhoncus fo shizzle. Izzle the bizzle habitasse bow wow wow dictumst. Dang dapibizzle. I’m in the shizzle we gonna chung urna, pretizzle eu, mattis mah nizzle, eleifend phat, nunc. Stuff suscipizzle. Integer sempizzle velit sizzle mofo.

Far Far Away

Come suggerisce il titolo, se siete amanti delle favole ecco il generatore che fa per voi da Blind Text Generator (sono anche disponibili le versioni Kafka, Werther, Cicero e Pangram):

Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane.

Hillybilly

Non poteva mancare questo Hillybilly Generator, alla Cletus dei Simpson, da Duck Machine; scegliete il numero dei paragrafi e lo stile (oltre a HillyBilly c’e’ anche lo stile Marketing, Matrix, Metropolitan, Pseudo German e Techno Babble):

Guzzled shot skanky caught tobaccee firewood fightin’ skanky rat. Crazy has guzzled darn, yer mobilehome. Bacon eatin’ crazy woman firewood pick-up havin’ boxcar. Fence salesmen hillbilly fire his askin’ overalls backwoods. Poker farm outhouse right, tornado gospel.Cabin tractor confounded neighbor’s fish watchin’, jumpin’ y’all pudneer me right grandpa fixin’ yer. Farmer, rodeo eatin’ whoopin’ hobo, eatin’, fixin’ cowpoke butt water. Ya diesel inbred, plug-nickel hootch sheep dumb burnin’ took old. Guzzled quarrel give city-slickers, beat fightin’ soap redblooded. Preacher slap fetched salesmen watchin’, caught rat quarrel. Burnin’ java coonskin hold crazy, rent snakeoil fish mud no fire, done caboose whoopin’ shootin’. Whomp, skinned plug-nickel been shootin’ roped catfish, moonshine.

Malevole

Un’ottima alternativa al classico Lorem Ipsum viene offerta da Malevole, che genera random un testo a caso.

Barnaby The Bear’s my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear’s my name. Birds taught me to sing, when they took me to their king, first I had to fly, in the sky so high so high, so high so high so high, so – if you want to sing this way, think of what you’d like to say, add a tune and you will see, just how easy it can be. Treacle pudding, fish and chips, fizzy drinks and liquorice, flowers, rivers, sand and sea, snowflakes and the stars are free. La la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la la la, so – Barnaby The Bear’s my name, never call me Jack or James, I will sing my way to fame, Barnaby the Bear’s my name.

Crap Binary

Anche qui il titolo e’ eloquente, generiamoci del testo in binario, da Cameron Creative (sono disponibili anche vari altri stili quali PostModern Generator, Dummy Terms & Conditions, Real English Jibberish):

01011110110001000111001110000100000110101001001000001011001001100111
011111100011101101001011011100100011110010001001111100011000111011000
01000110101111000101010110101010011111011110100010101000011001110110
1000010000011011010101111100111011001110111110001111110111110010111100
1110101010100010101011110001010010101000001101010101100100111000101
01101010101011011100101010101111011010001011010011011110011010010101

Random Text Generator

Ed e’ proprio random questo generatore da Random Text Generator, selezionate una lingua ed ecco che il testo compare nel box sottostante, anche in versione HTML.

Open know age use whom him than lady was. On lasted uneasy exeter my itself effect spirit. At design he vanity at cousin longer looked ye. Design praise me father an favour. As greatly replied it windows of an minuter behaved passage. Diminution expression reasonable it we he projection acceptance in devonshire. Perpetual it described at he applauded.

Buona generazione =)

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