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Prima o poi succede, e quando succede è bello! :)
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Perché?! Che cosa avevate capito??? No, no... Maliziosi che non siete altro!!! :D
Ora, per la vostra infinita gioia, vi spiattello il "post-mortem" dell'eroica impresa (che, in questo specifico caso, "post-mortem" non è... :P ), ché tanto lo so benissimo che non ve ne può fregare di meno, ma per combinazione questo "blog" è mio e, se voglio, ci celebro questa e tante altre piccinerie che mi passano per la testa!
Sapetelo!!! :D
Detto questo, procediamo con lo srotolamento del papiro immane, comprensivo dei commenti e delle illustrazioni buffe d'ordinanza, tipiche del vostro autore preferito (inserite ad arte nel testo per mantenere viva l'attenzione del lettore medio e vivacizzare un po' quello che altrimenti non sarebbe altro che un banalissimo "CTRL+V" di un altrettanto banale "file" di testo... :P ).
Pronti? VIA! :)
--------------------------------------------------------------DoomRL (0.9.9.7) roguelike post-mortem character dump--------------------------------------------------------------

Marte, level 10 Human Private Marine,defeated the Mastermind at the City of Dis.He survived 143399 turns and scored 46895 points. He played for 5 hours, 40 minutes and 17 seconds. He was too young to die!

Chiaramente, quasi sei ore di gioco affrontate in più sessioni successive, ché tipo la partita in questione l'ho iniziata nell'Agosto/Settembre 2013 e poi l'ho ripresa in mano solo un paio di giorni fa. Per il resto, si: "too young to die!". Son partito da un livello di difficoltà infimo dicendomi: "Tanto muori lo stesso, tranquillo!"... ED INVECE NO! Marte "POWER"!!! :D

In un tripudio di miccette...

He killed 544 out of 544 hellspawn. (100%)This ass-kicking marine killed all of them!

He saved himself 4 times. -- Special levels -- Levels generated : 7Levels visited : 7Levels completed : 7

...E qui spicca prepotente l'ossessivo-compulsività da "JRPG-gamer frustrato". Devo finire il gioco... Al 100%... Esplorando tutta la mappa... Scoprendo tutti i segreti e, possibilmente, senza utilizzare alcun oggetto consumabile! :D

Oh! Son soddisfazioni mica da poco!!! :D

-- Awards --
Cyberdemon's HeadMastermind's Brain
Medal of PrejudiceUAC Star (bronze cluster)Explorer BadgeConqueror BadgeHell Champion MedalTechnician Bronze BadgeGatekeeper Bronze BadgeUAC Bronze BadgeVeteran Bronze BadgeLava Bronze BadgeBrick Bronze BadgeSkull Bronze BadgeArena Bronze BadgeArachno Bronze Badge
16 onorificenze a capocchia... :P

Grazie, grazie a tutti! Lo dedico alla pace nel mondo!!!

-- Graveyard --

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La mappa dell'ultima battaglia. Un cimitero, si, ma solo per lo Spider Mastermind! :)

Ciao ragnone. Ci mancherai!

-- Statistics --
Health 160/80 Experience 44558/10ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +2 ToDmg Melee +2
-- Traits --
Class : Marine
Ironman (Level 2)Hellrunner (Level 2)
Tough as nails (Level 1)Son of a bitch (Level 2)Badass (Level 2)Triggerhappy (Level 1)
Iro->Bad->HR->TaN->SoB->SoB->TH->HR->Iro->Bad->
-- Equipment --
[a] [Armor] energy-shielded vest [1/1] (42%)[b] [Weapon] missile launcher (6d6) [0/4] (T1)
[c] [Boots] plasteel boots [2/2] (100%)[d] [Prepared] BFG 9000 (10d6) [20/100] (T1)
-- Inventory --
[a] double shotgun (9d3)x2 [2/2] (A1)[b] tactical shotgun (8d3) [5/5]
[c] plasma rifle (1d7)x6 [12/40] (T1)[d] fireproof green armor [1/1] (48%)[e] blue armor [2/2] (100%)[f] blue armor [1/2] (25%)[g] shotgun shell (x70)[h] shotgun shell (x70)[i] shotgun shell (x70)[j] shotgun shell (x70)[k] shotgun shell (x70)[l] phase device[m] envirosuit pack[n] lava element[o] Arena Master's Staff[p] shell box (x100)[q] rocket box (x13)[r] rocket box (x20)[s] power battery (x120)
-- Resistances --
Acid - internal 0% torso 25% feet 50%Fire - internal 0% torso 25% feet 25%
Plasma - internal 0% torso 25% feet 0%
-- Kills --
68 former humans48 former sergeants
6 former captains60 imps38 demons211 lost souls33 cacodemons27 hell knights8 barons of hell13 arachnotrons3 former commandos16 pain elementals5 mancubi1 arch-vile2 bruiser brothers1 lava elemental1 agony elemental1 Cyberdemon1 Spider Mastermind1 Arena Master
Statistiche e materiale informativo; ché l'"ISTAT" mi fa un baffo! :)

Il "trend" dei ragni cibernetici è in netto calo...

-- History --

He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.

On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
He left the Arena as a champion!
On level 5 he stormed the Chained Court.
On level 5 he found the Arena Master's Staff!
He defeated the Hell Arena Master!
On level 7 he sneaked into the Phobos Lab.
On level 7 he assembled a tactical shotgun!
He broke through the lab.
On level 8 he encountered the Phobos Anomaly.
On level 11 he witnessed the Wall.
He massacred the evil behind the Wall!
On level 12 he assembled a fireproof armor!
On level 12 he romped upon the Abyssal Plains.
He slaughtered the beasts living there.
On level 13 he assembled a fireproof armor!
On level 14 he ventured into the Spider's Lair.
He cleared the Lair, kickin' serious spider ass!
On level 16 he found the Tower of Babel!
He sounded the alarm on level 19!
On level 22 he assembled a fireproof armor!
On level 22 he arrived at Mt. Erebus.
He managed to raise Mt. Erebus completely!
Then at last he found Dis!
On level 24 he finally defeated the Mastermind.

-- Messages --

You wear/wield : a missile launcher (6d6) [4/4] (T1) Boom! Boom! You are hit!

Boom! Boom! Boom!
Fire -- Choose target...
You see : a Spider Mastermind (severely wounded) | floor | [m]ore
The missile hits the Spider Mastermind. The Spider Mastermind flinched!
Fire -- Choose target...
You see : a Spider Mastermind (severely wounded) | floor | [m]ore
The missile hits the Spider Mastermind. The Spider Mastermind flinched!
Fire -- Choose target...
You see : a Spider Mastermind (mortally wounded) | floor | [m]ore
The missile hits the Spider Mastermind. The Spider Mastermind flinched!
Fire -- Choose target...
You see : a Spider Mastermind (almost dead) | floor | [m]ore
The missile hits the Spider Mastermind. The Spider Mastermind dies.
Congratulations! You defeated the Spider Mastermind! Press ...
You feel relatively safe now.
Boom! Boom! Boom! :D