Shit my dad says

Quanta gente si dice "se potessi mettere per iscritto tutte le perle che mi dicono a casa, diventerei ricco" .
Justin Halper l'ha fatto, ed è esattamente quello che gli è successo.
Costretto a tornare a vivere con i suoi alla soglia dei 30 anni, si è messo a scrivere su Twitter le perle che suo padre gli diceva quotidianamente, ed è nato un caso in America, a cui è seguito libro e tv show.
In effetti le frasi del padre sono abbastanza divertenti.
Eccone alcune (cavolo, alcune fanno veramente ridere):
-"Engagement rings are pointless. Indians gave cows...Oh sorry, congrats on proposing. We good now? Can I finish my indian story?"
-"See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested."
-"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly."
-"Nah, we don't celebrate it. Don't know who St. Valentine was, don't give a shit, and doubt he wants people screwing in his memory."
-"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."
-"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."
-"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."
-"YOU, a published writer?..Internet don't count. Any asshole can throw shit up on there."
I don't want your advice, you're 27 fucking years old...Fine. I don't want your advice, you're 29 fucking years old."
Ed ecco il Twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/shitmydadsays